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failurebydesignxo:

tltty:

SHE THREW HER TAMPON AT THEM OMFG I M LAUGHING SO HARD JESUS

what show is this omg

If I were a girl, I would threaten this. All. The. Time.

failurebydesignxo:

tltty:

SHE THREW HER TAMPON AT THEM OMFG I M LAUGHING SO HARD JESUS

what show is this omg

If I were a girl, I would threaten this. All. The. Time.

Took the mother out for mother’s day at a Chinese buffet. This was above the bathroom. *sigh*

Took the mother out for mother’s day at a Chinese buffet. This was above the bathroom. *sigh*

Missed Cinco de Drinko

Seisto de waisto

Ticks

The clock ticks

without a tock

 

Under the cradle, they sidle

nightmarish malice whispers

into the ears of the deaf.

 

The space disappears

and we’re filled with nicotine.

 

The breath of royals

never slips below a hundred degrees

and desperate trees

give their souls.

 

It ticks

and the clock stops

 

They gave their best

licking their lips

promising married marble

 

Teeth never lie

but that doesn’t stop them.

 

The clock ticks

and the clock stops

 

Over the mantle

the ashes smell of memories

that settle in the eaves of the frosted sheets

 

It ticks,

yes, they tick.

 

And the dogs howl

and die in the street

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Lady Gaga - Born this way (Jordan howe megamix)

shwade:

oh my gard.

  • Romeo:

    I just met you

  • Romeo:

    and this is crazy

  • Romeo:

    but marry me in three days

  • Romeo:

    and commit mutual suicide

coffeecupsandraybans:

riverheadbooks:

Slow clap. 

Yes. So much yes.